Our pic for this “Black Friday” is Timothy’s death scene from “The Blue Angels,” the episode of Charlie’s Angels that was first broadcast on May 4, 1977. This is actually what I look like (in my head, at least) whenever someone suggests to me that the only way to kick off the holiday season is to get up at 4:00 a.m. the day after Thanksgiving and beat down the door of some big box chain store in order to be the first one on my block to load up on cheap plastic crap from China.

Tim’s teeth were one of the eight wonders of the world, as far as I’m concerned. He always gave his all in his death scenes. He really makes you feel it.